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“These Pirates Are No Joke” Ticket Contest

This Sunday, March 17, the Massachusetts Pirates open their 2024 season in Green Bay against the Blizzard.

Six days later, March 23, Lowell’s new Arena Football team plays it’s first ever game in the Mill City when they host the Jacksonville Sharks at the Tsongas Center.

We here at InsideLowell share in the excitement buzzing around the community over our newest pro sports team and we’re proud to partner with the Pirates in providing families an opportunity to root, root, root for the home team in person.

As such, we will be giving away Family 4-Packs of ticket vouchers throughout the season to our audience. These vouchers are good for any regular season game, depending on availability.

We also believe in having a little fun along the way, so if you’d like a chance to win one of those Family 4-Packs, leave us your favorite Pirate joke in the comments section of this article or corresponding Facebook & X (Twitter) posts.

Who knows, if your joke is on tarrrrrget, you might just be a winner!

5 responses to ““These Pirates Are No Joke” Ticket Contest”

  1. Frederick McOsker says:

    MARCH 14,PI DAY:

    Did you know?
    That 3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates?

  2. Aaron Garvey says:

    A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants? The pirate replies, “Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!”

  3. Eric houston says:

    How much did the pirate pay for his piercings? A buck-an-ear.

  4. Teddy Panos says:

    Solid start, Fred!

  5. Phil Conners says:

    I wanted to enter this contest, but my wife won’t let me. Started a huge Arrrrrrrrrgument.

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